this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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[–] ObamaBinLaden 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only I could remain alive for 9.99 a month

[–] theangryseal 3 points 1 year ago

Your name reminds me of a faraway time.

“Eeeuht is right tarr in his name. Hoooo-saaaane. There, I said it, muslin!”

[–] Tar_alcaran 3 points 1 year ago

That's so much cheaper than my mortgage and food.

[–] MothBookkeeper 3 points 1 year ago

Taxes are basically this already if you want to stay out of jail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't want your kids? Just stop paying for their subscription.

It ain't a crime since it ain't an abortion.

Anti-Choicers hate this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that's a steal... Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's called type 1 diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except it's gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you live in US, yeah