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[–] Erratic 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sent this to some friends and a good point came up that the kids would be too short to reach the chest and too heavy to carry, so probably the bottom ones would be mostly used

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Horses can walk within an hour after being born, but a newborn human can’t even hold their heads up.

So I guess the real question is whether centaurs are born foal size with toddler torsos or baby size with tiny horse bodies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Since they're born from the horse end, they could have horse like gestation. So they can probably hang out in the womb about 2 months longer. Not a huge difference for humans. However if we're assuming they are a product of evolution, it would stand to reason that they could have accelerated growth compared to humans. Add in that centaurs are generally omnivorous, you get a higher density of nutrients consumed. It's possible that the longer gestation, plus more nutrient dense diet, plus some evolutionary shenanigans (centaurs maybe did have toddler heads and horse bodies, but those just died out), they could end up being born with enough back and neck strength to keep themselves upright.

But we're also talking about centaurs so the answer is probably fuckin magic I guess

[–] SecretSauces 9 points 1 year ago

I think both. Human milk up top, horse milk on bottom.

[–] Chickenstalker 5 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the hundreds on threads on 4chan /tg/ discussing uhhhh centaur anatomy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have another question. Can a femboy be a centaur?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can… can foot+ long members be feminine?