Breakfast? What the fuck do you think I'm having for breakfast? A goddamn salad? Fuck no. I'm having my usual - a big ol' bowl of fuckin' ravioli. You gotta start the day off right, ya know? Load up on those carbs, get the energy flowing. And let me tell you, there ain't nothing better than a hot, steaming bowl of ravioli first thing in the morning. It's like a fucking party in your mouth. So fuck your healthy shit. I'll stick with my ravioli, thank you very much. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got some serious eating to do.
