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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420 14 points 1 week ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube