Texas

What problem does this solve?

The need to demonstrate performative piety to the base.

Insufficient virtue signaling. Not enough teen pregnancy to continue the cycle of poverty.

the incels think women will have no other choice but them, but fail to realize they already lost when they are struggling to compete with a lifeless object

This is about forcing people to have orgasms on their terms—which is not at all unless it's PIV with a State-approved partner.

Wait, sorry. This is about "protecting the children" ~~from the tasteful boxes behind glass in a locked cabinet~~. Can't have children asking questions! Sex and masturbation are dirty! /s

It means that weirdo conservative dudes don't have to feel uncomfortable when they're reminded that people masturbate sometimes, because they were brought up that it was a major sin

The healthy choice!

Ohhhhh so that's what all those ads about "2 fruit 5 veg" were about!