this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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Nonsense

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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] Anticorp 2 points 10 hours ago

Don't fuck for free.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago

"Sex between a man and a woman in love is a beautiful thing. Add seven or eight folks who are just horny and you've really got something."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So why can't I make any money selling it? Nevermind that I'm not hot like a model. I have working parts. I wanna get paid.

Steve Martin is a national treasure. Like Danny DeVito, The Barnacle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

How hard did you try selling it yet?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 16 hours ago

I thought that this should be a Hugh Grant quote but it turns out it’s actually Steve Martin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

has to be read really slowly.