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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"How was it servicing trump?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

[–] Professorozone 7 points 2 days ago

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Can I please be seated anywhere else

[–] Mango 8 points 2 days ago

Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

How's your family?

[–] Coreidan 5 points 2 days ago

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 day ago

"Your bones will look the same as the homeless guy out front's"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

...whatever it may be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.

[–] buzz86us 1 points 1 day ago

Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Hey bro here is my bank account details. You know I only need a few million bucks.

[–] bradd 1 points 1 day ago

How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?

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