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[โ€“] Cris_Color 24 points 3 days ago

It will never fail to be funny to me that the technical term for seasonal depression is S.A.D.

"I went to the doctor today and they diagnosed me with SAD ๐Ÿ˜ž"

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have Seasonal Alfredo Disorder where I eat significantly more Alfredo and exercise significantly less in winter

[โ€“] ickplant 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You laugh, but winter depression is known to cause weight gain and carbohydrate cravings.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh I'm not laughing... Too difficult with a mouth full of alfredo

[โ€“] TropicalDingdong 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemons

Oh yeah like life would just GIVE you lemons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Modern life will sell you a Lemon subscription for only $14.99 a month

[โ€“] aeronmelon 6 points 3 days ago

When life takes your big lemon away.