Even worse than Madame Web. That's impressive. That 8 minute opening they released a couple weeks ago only showed how bad the movie was going to be, not sure why anyone would be surprised it's tanking.
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Quoth the “Kraven,” nevermore.
This review was written entirely for this joke
Why would anyone give a shit about a kraven movie in the first place? Spider-Man has a lot going for it, but I've never personally thought his rogues gallery was anything to write home about, excluding maybe the symbiotes and doc oc. It's crazy that they aren't doing superior Spider-Man arc movies instead.
It's a licensing issue. Sony owns the rights to all this sub par characters that only work when Spiderman is involved.