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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Red: "I wish Blue didn't have terminal cancer anymore."

Blue: dies

[–] Alexstarfire 4 points 3 days ago

Looks like the genie is wearing a tiny skirt.

[–] NickwithaC 12 points 4 days ago

"Use your own three wishes on your terminal cancer. I'm hungry okay?!"

[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bröthër I need the lämp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I so really want to reply to this, but I am unfortunately not in the right headspace to get into the right headspace to come up with a good reply to this. So I will leave this comment here in hopes that someone actually does.

[–] SidewaysHighways 5 points 4 days ago

Well I love you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Seconding the love. Hope you are in a better way tomorrow!

[–] Godnroc 5 points 5 days ago

The first cheeseburger was their second wish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Second wish was turning cancer guy into a cheeseburger

[–] Atlusb 3 points 5 days ago

Twist idea one: the hamburger is a tasty cure for cancer Twist idea two: he hands him the lamp saying 'your turn'