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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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[–] PugJesus 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Explanation: The bust at center is the Emperor Hadrian, traditionally counted as one of the 'Five Good Emperors'. As the chart shows, you can place his activities as Emperor as quite... varied.

I must note that his favorite teenage sexual partner was not a slave, but a free provincial. Not that it makes any less concerning by modern standards that a 40+ year old man is fucking a 13-17 year old boy (accounts on when they met vary, but tend towards 15-17 and lasted until he died at the age of 19 or 20).

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this the same Hadrian who built a wall to keep people from going to Scotland?

[–] PugJesus 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The very same! Though it was the other way around - he wanted to keep the proto-Scots out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what he told everyone, but in reality he was just desperately trying to stem the tide of defecting legionaries after they got a taste for our phenomenal... uhh... oatcakes, maybe?

[–] PugJesus 11 points 2 months ago

"The Caledonii fry a bar of the god of war Himself in animal fat, and then EAT it?! They are truly a powerful people! We must make pilgrimage there and taste of this divinity!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was to keep the twinks in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, Londinium was full of twinks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pretty standup guy!

[–] Agent641 3 points 2 months ago

"Looking after" (read "fucking") the "wellbeing" (read "Buttholes") of the "plebs" (read "twinks")