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[–] MrEff 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Two lines from the bottom they are missing:

Discovered DOTA2

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This implies the existence of two other CEO assassins working the Broadway and Wall Street lanes

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Either Luigi ain't the guy, or bro or someone he knows got cancer or some shit and had United health insurance deny life-saving drugs/operations.

[–] over_clox 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I saw a post earlier supposedly showing Luigi's ~~neck/upper back~~ lower back X-rays after some sort of surgery to install support implants of some sort.

https://lemmy.world/post/22966582

Disclaimer: Just like most everyone else online, I can't confirm or deny a damn thing.

Edit: I stand corrected, that was his lower back.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

He was activated as a sleeper agent by the [redacted]

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Law Abiding Citizen 2 plotline. Honestly this event really remind me of that movie, all those killed is worthy of "ohh no...anyway"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The CIA used MKULTRA techniques to brainwash him and do the assassination as a test run.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (8 children)

They really got him? Or is this just some ruse?

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[–] Thcdenton 16 points 2 days ago

Ted K. Based

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