What’s the best way to enjoy puppies?
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Freshly cooked on a warm summer evening with a red wine
What do you believe is an appropriate punishment for murder?
Positive reinforcement
If you were a dairy farmer, how would you get a cow pregnant?
Stick my penis into her
Coincidentally, I am working at a cow farm right now, no further comments though
What did you say your IQ was?
Less than 45
What does a super stellar-mass star turn into after it goes supernova?
Yo mama
What you did to that cow was bad enough to begin with but why did you do it at a football game?
A mixture of loneliness and wanting to have fun with strangers
How do you go about babysitting babies or toddlers during a heat wave?
Get some water to cool the guys down, then letting my dog eat them
Do inter-racial couples make you uncomfortable?
Very mixed feelings. On the one hand I think it's disgusting and I don't want to have it near me, on the other hand everyone should do what he/she wants
what's the secret ingredient of a Krabby Patty?
Must be desoxyribonucleinacid