this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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[–] Mozingo 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But trapezoids are also two dimensional??

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No one in the entire series of The Sopranos ever accused Pauli of intelligence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This wise guy!

[–] Moc 2 points 1 week ago

Can you believe this guy? I want 2 gees every Sunday, and don’t you even think of telling Tony.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it a tetrahedron? I don't want to pretend I know anything about mathematics and geometry. Calling him D4 Head would be more my speed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It’s the tetrahedron of terror! RUN

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Math graduate here. I support renaming tetrahedrons to D4.

[–] distantsounds 6 points 1 week ago

Irregardless

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reddo Piramiddo

Japanese isn't real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] aeronmelon 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When Konami hires a Sicilian to replace Kojima.

[–] deathmetal27 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If David Chase made Silent Hill.

[–] criss_cross 2 points 1 week ago

So the end is just a giant black screen?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m here for H.P. Lovecraft’s Pine Barrens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm here for nightmares about talking fish.