There are far worse things to emulate in life than King of the Hill.
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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When I was in high school two kids would spend the entire time in class at the back of the room imitating Bevis and Butthead, all fucking day, in every class, but they wouldn't say things, they'd just sit there doing the laugh, fuck I hated those two. Id take a group of Hank hills over a Bevis and Butthead.
Mike judge is a great man. His fans are among the worst humanity has to offer.
Sort of like Jesus.
Sort of like Jesus.
And Tool. And Radiohead. And Rick and Morty.
Better than the half dozen Cartman wannabes at my school
To this day my best friend still does a Peter Griffin laugh. Drives me up the wall.
The perfect society
everyone else is disappeared
And everything runs on propane I tell ya hwhat.
There is a significant shortage of positive male role models in everyday life, and Hank Hill may actually be filling that gap.