this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Introduce yourself with a loud "Sqeeeeeeeee", then you won't have to show up again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because they will eat you?

[–] kautau 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah because you win the local hog calling competition and get shipped off to the state finals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUY9FmBvqms

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Look at how well fed he is.

[–] jaybone 4 points 1 week ago

How did things go this year?

[–] JayDee 2 points 1 week ago