I'm not sure how this is satire. This describes a plausibly real person.
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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist
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Yeah, this one is a bit painful because it's too real.
Satire is becoming a means of reporting real facts, just with sarcasm
Same with most politicians anywhere in the world. Spend billions on CSAM AI scanning scams and passing crazy spy laws.
Meanwhile child protection services are underfunded and shelters are nonexistent or undersized or in the worst case also abusive towards the children they should protect.
Ofc US republicans are a lot more fucked up than the average tho, cant argue with that.
Didn't a bunch of children who were separated from their parents at the border disappear never to be heard from again?
What a brave stance.