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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Rubber ducks can't write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say "[X] doesn't work" or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.

On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that's been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.

Lucky little yellow bastards.

[–] uservoid1 11 points 4 hours ago

The duck need its emotional programmer support.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We need to pay the programmers to put the problems in the code.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Cave Johnson-ass idea

[–] OldManBOMBIN 22 points 12 hours ago

This is about LLMs

[–] Windex007 11 points 12 hours ago

I can easily imagine someone saying this unironicaly