this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This past winter my wife was trying out clothes for our Friday dinner date and she asked me about a dress. It was cold in the house so I told her (feeling quite proud of my cleverness) that her "high beams were on". Without missing a beat she looked at me and gave me a deadpan reply. "I am almost fifty. These are fog lights."

I laughed so hard, I died. R.I.P. me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Clever ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Anticorp 4 points 6 days ago

You're very articulate for a ghost.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

ha ha ha ha tits