this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] TheTechnician27 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trained solely on HowToBasic's emails.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"How many eggs do I have to throw at the computer before I can read the emails?"

[–] felixwhynot 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AltF4me 4 points 2 months ago

Frying time...

[–] affiliate 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is just the next step in google's war on christmas. soon you won't even be able to manually type a reply to these sorts of emails. your only option will be eggs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Every year the advertisers have a bidding wall to be the product that everyone wants. Anyway at least eggs make a change from Lynx Africa.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Cut-off date for training must have been when eggs prices were jacked.

[–] Macaroni_ninja 8 points 2 months ago

You are all laughing, but what if he really-really likes eggs?

[–] kat_angstrom 8 points 2 months ago

Most useful application

[–] aesthelete 5 points 2 months ago

It's an eggmas miracle!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eggs are the new coal.