this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2023
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Windows Support (shitposting)

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oh my god i had NO IDEA windows could break!!

(not actual tech support, just linux shitposting lol)

(no hate to Windows users though, Windows is a perfectly valid choice for many people <3)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's illegal to force people to use windows. Call the police.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Did that but when they took me to the police station for questioning, all the police officers were forced to use Windows too! I knew I couldn't trust them so I simply did a vim icanttrustthepolice.py, typed import escape_from_police_department as according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation # gotta avoid suspicion, and now I plan to run this python file to get me out of here. Unfortunately, I need to figure out how to exit Vim...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not sure what ricing is but i enjoy that candy crush is preinstalled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

not sure what ricing is

You bury your device in rice because using it makes it hot. It sweats a lot and wet is bad. It has to be uncooked because otherwise it would have too much calories and battery gets bloated.

[–] Raphael 0 points 1 year ago
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