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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] milliams 2 points 2 months ago
[–] peopleproblems 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I ain't ever getting married again.

No fucking way. I worked too damn hard to give half my income to my ex for the next few years.

Y'all can do what you want, but make sure your incomes are comparable. It's not worth it to be so heavily one sided

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[–] recklessengagement 2 points 2 months ago

Its cool, we can watch them on the TV instead

[–] CookieOfFortune 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All I have to do is ask too many questions or mansplain or argue with what she’s watching and she’ll tell me to go away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i have never once sat through a youtube video someone insisted i watch on their phone because it's sooooooooo funny and thought "wow, that was a great use of my time"

yes, there is some funny shit on youtube. no, your idea of humor is not the same as mine

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