No Poop

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You start the challenge when you stop pooping, you fail the challenge when you poop.

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ozempic made me stop pooping (self.nopoop)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by robocall to c/nopoop

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I used to get a lot of joy from creating poop every day... big poops! But then I started taking semiglutide (the drug in ozempic) Now I'm lucky if I poop some bunny rabbit pellets every 3 days. I have to take fiber and magnesium supplements, and stay hydrated to poop but I barely poop anymore. My ass is much cleaner than it was before taking this medication, and I don't spend as much time in the bathroom as I did before. I have made a few large poops since starting this medication, and it feels like my bowels release everything that has been clogged up inside them (insert randy marsh pooping meme). But that's less than once a month.

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[–] frankenswine 5 points 3 months ago

classic shitpost

[–] Raykin 4 points 3 months ago

That's shitty.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 3 months ago

All I hear is that you fail the challenge every three days.

I haven't pooped for two years now.