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[–] SuperSloth 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just called my local McDonalds to see if they would add AI to my burger. They were pretty rude considering I just turned their whole business model on it’s head. I guess being a tortured genius really does have its drawbacks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You see your mistake was only asking for AI. You had to ask for the E=mc2 also.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This guy is either nuts, or a really good troll.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I sort of feel that way about the things most consultants spit out during their 'big vision' moments. They seem like modern equivalent of seers paid to make the CEOS (kings) believe they can predict the future.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Big 'Ancient Aliens' Energy

[–] captainlezbian 14 points 1 year ago

Mass is equal to energy minus artificial intelligence divided by the speed of light squared according to this guy