Remember kids, if you pray to the mean goat man then the nice ancient desert wizard won't hang out with you after you die from him killing us all.
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The sad part is how many people in the comments unquestioningly think it's real, and think they are invoking some sort of protection for these kids by saying so in a Facebook comment.
God, why are people so dumb?
I guess fashion comes back every 40 years. Wonder if Geraldo Garcia is gonna incite a panic again, considering he's even more off his rockers than he was back during the Satanic Panic days.