Rules:
For choices that are not equal to "cake or death".
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Peanut butter cheesecake. Peanuts are a common allergen, and I am all for inclusive cheesecakes.
Which two other cheesecakes are going to be controlled substances?
The chocolate one would require a special permit. Not because of the chocolate, but because of the layers.
So is plain or strawberry the next one to have barriers to access built in?
You need the permit for concealed carry of layers. The strawberry layer is clearly visible, making it open carry, which is fine.
Strawberry Cheesecake for the win!
Ok, why is Strawberry Cheesecake illegal?