this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well, he's an alien. For all we know he might not even have had one to begin with

[–] minticecream 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You mean a Probot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Quite a few men have no penis though, doesn't really mean much.

[–] morphballganon 1 points 3 months ago

Is that Mitch McConnell cosplaying as Darth Maul?