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[–] papalonian 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look, if you live somewhere that the sun makes you regret existence (read: everywhere in 10 years), yard work is getting done in the morning, car work is getting done in the evening.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have neither a yard nor a car, what do I do on a Saturday

[–] papalonian 20 points 1 month ago

You don't have any yardwork or car problems to deal with, so whatever the hell you want, I presume.

Except sleep without earplugs, I guess that's out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
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[–] shalafi 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, my wife keeps asking if it would be rude to mow the lawn at 7AM on a Saturday. With the electric mower.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and you said yes, of course I can only hope.

[–] cm0002 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Modern electric mowers are actually very quiet, they're not your parents electric mower that's for sure lol

Mine is so quiet not only do I not need to worry about ear protection, you can't even hear it from inside my own house so def none of the neighbors will be able to hear it either lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What lawn mower do you have that is that quiet??? I have a Ryobi electric push mower that I bought last year and while it's way quieter than a gas mower I would feel incredibly rude using it early in the morning.

And noise is different depending on time of day. Ambient noise is a lot lower in off-hours, so your mower would sound louder than it does during the day.

[–] grue 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was riding up the street on my bicycle the other day and actually stopped and backtracked to ask my neighbor what kind of mower he was using because I was so impressed at how quiet it was. Turns out it was a Ryobi (one of their brushless 40V models, which might matter).

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Our neighbors decided that it would be a very great idea to start split and saw 350 ft³ of wood at 6am on Saturday morning, until 11am.

Get out of town, into a rural area they said. It's much quieter they said. That and the street that runs in front of our house...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Hahaha welcome to rural living for sure! Ive had a couple early camping mornings because I didn't know how close the loggers would be. It's nice to get started on chores earlier as you can, but I do try to be mindful of gas tools before 8.

One of my neighbors must be invested in a couple different ammunition companies and trying to inflate their stock the way they shoot. All day Sunday sometimes.

Trade offs for living in the woods.

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[–] Tinks 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My neighbor used a leaf blower to dry his car after washing it at 7am on a Saturday. I don't know that I will ever be able to like that man after this.

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[–] nevemsenki 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair, doing my work around the house after worktime at 7PM weekdays is also not going to be very popular.

[–] shneancy 21 points 1 month ago

I'll take 8pm vacuuming over 8am vacuuming any day

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[–] Phegan 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lawns are one of the stupidest things Americans obsess about.

[–] doingthestuff 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is no mention of lawns in the post. Is this maybe supposed to be a response in one of the comment threads?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They just had to make sure to pop in and bitch about stereotypes from a random country, weird.

[–] Got_Bent 25 points 1 month ago (6 children)

My neighbors consistently party until about five in the morning with outdoor speakers on the weekends. I'm generally up for the day before they're done with last night, and I get to enjoy free concerts from their sound system.

You're God damned right I've zero qualms about firing up the lawn mower as soon as the sun breaks the eastern horizon.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kind of needs more context. 11 am is morning.

[–] capital 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

There’s no time of day I should be able to hear your music in my own home with all doors and windows closed.

Car or house work noise tho? I’m cool.

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[–] 9point6 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends on what time, for me

After about 10am is pretty fair game if a noisy job needs doing IMO. If it's music and not obnoxiously loud, that's probably fine too

Anyone making any noise before that though absolutely should get in the sea

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

LEAFBLOWER INTENSIFIES

[–] NutWrench 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

6:30am "Vrrrrroooooooooooooomm!" for about a minute.

Silence for 45 seconds.

"Vrrrooooooooooooom!" for about a minute.

Repeat for the next 1 1/2 hours.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear my upstairs neighbors have bowling balls where other people have feet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of my father. He's up super early, like 4 am, and to him 7 am is perfectly late enough to run the wood planer on a weekend day.

[–] TheRealKuni 12 points 1 month ago

White noise machine, y’all. Makes life so much better. Sleep whenever you want.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just my cope after an absurdly noisy morning :) happy weekend, everyone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahhhhhhhh country living is amazing. Not one neighbor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He's on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Just get him more meth. He'll stop soon.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

In my part of Virginia, they have established noise laws. Seem pretty fair

ordinance defines daytime as 7 AM–10 PM on weekdays and 9 AM–10 PM on weekends and holidays, and nighttime as any time outside of daytime. 

The ordinance limits noise levels to 60 decibels during the day and 55 decibels at night in residential areas. 

The law has a surprising amount of detail regarding things like vehicle noise, construction, etc.

https://library.municode.com/va/prince_william_county/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=CH14NO_S14-8EX

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