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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then, who will maintain the code?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We'll outsource it to India.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better to use China, they've got plenty of excess virgins

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

5 interdependent modules? how sweet...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pentagram for demon summoning ⛤

[–] jungekatz 4 points 1 year ago

Well i fell for it already and now there is no going back 😨

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