this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Sins for thee but not for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors' job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • Eh, ain't ego if it's true.

  • Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.

  • To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.

  • To be fair, half of those people were furries.

  • Yea I got nothing.

  • Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack

  • He'll get to it^tm^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!