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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

JD Pants. He’s wearing daddy’s undies now!

[–] mrcleanup 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our plane...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Союз нерушимый

республик свободных...

[–] mrcleanup 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't read that, but if it's a communism joke,. I meant that the plane is government property it doesn't belong to the person inside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Сплотила навеки Великая Рус

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Well, when he realized the seats don’t recline as far back as he thought…

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