Wait, your lines go downwards?
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2023
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joke's on you. we use the burnup!
Wow. Do you guys really finish all the sprint work in THAT sprint?
Waterfall never left.
Sometimes there's also the line that goes down at the start of the sprint, because the team still had to finish some dumb busywork to complete a story from the previous sprint.
We usually just don't close the previous sprint and track the tasks there.
I'm fairly dure that doing anything like that will make management's tools just spontaneously combust
A very cool comic, shame it's so infrequently updated 😔
I feel called out by this picture
Or the "oh shoot the sprint is nearly over and I haven't updated my tickets" method
Water-scrum-fail.
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