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Serious question. I had a friend born and raised near Seattle who I invited to come on a float trip in southeast Missouri. Her mind was blown that this is a thing people do - drinking and making a ruckus while floating down a river.

In MO, this is just a thing that people do. At least in rural areas. I had no idea it was regional. So, how far across this region does the concept of float trips go?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

We just called it tubing in Wisconsin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've always understood a float trip to be a large group of people going down rivers in rafts or canoes while consuming large amounts of alcohol. I haven't been on one since 2010 and honestly it's not my thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’ve done tubing day-trips in WI and MN. There are a few really popular spots near the border of both states.

Drinking is a must. The rental/shuttle services count your beers ahead of time, count your empties upon return, and issue a small fee for each missing can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh I like the can counting idea. They don't gaf on MO rivers... I have seen entire coolers floating down the river before, not a canoe in sight. In those instances it's like the river gods have provided you with river beer, but yea... not the best stewardship of our waterways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In IA. I've heard it called tubing, I've also heard it not called a name, just "take some tubes".

I've never heard float trip, but we do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same I've always heard it called tubing, or simply "going out on the river" when I know they don't have a boat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We called it cabrewing here in Ohio.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I know what you're referring to, but we don't call it a "float trip" here (Iowa). There's no specific term for it. You just ask if you want to go tubing down the river and camp for the weekend. The drinking is implied of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

People do it in Michigan, but I can't remember what it's called. I avoid water like the plague.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The rivers in western Washington tend to be cold and fast, full of rocks and rapids. As they widen and slow closer to the ocean they start winding through cities or industrial parks. Nobody's taking a casual float out there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always wanted to float when I lived in renton but the river looks like this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could claim you took this pic in the Ozarks and no one would bat an eye, other than the building in the background.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

you'd end up in a boeing plant or something weird like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friends call it cabrewing. The mode of floating is pretty flexible. We’ve had tubes, canoes, kayaks, and large rafts on our trips

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Same, cabrewimg for me too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fairly standard rural activity in parts of Iowa, though with our water quality it isn't exactly wise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does Seattle have rivers you could easily float down? You gotta have lots of flat land to get a nice calm river.

Anyway, it's a thing in Illinois, I know that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm from the seattle area and this isn't unheard of there but its really uncommon. A man in monroe washington used an innertube as a getaway after a bank robbery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Curcio

Theres plenty of rivers but most of them are not suitable for this. The state touches the ocean and is divided east/west by a giant mountain range. The NW peninsula is a giant mountain range. It's anything but flat there. My last apartment there was about 100 feet from a cliff that fell off into the puget sound.

You're more likely to get on a boat and paddle around and drink thank just get a river and see where it takes you. I've spent many an afternoon drinking beers in a canoe (you can have a fishing pole as cover)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is a good point and probably explains it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Common in central Illinois. Good times.

[–] MiddleWeigh 2 points 1 year ago

I knew what you were talking about, and I'm from the city. It's not suuuper popular but people do it. I'm in eastern PA. I did one when I was a kid.

I live near the river now, and there's trips organized and people probably float down on their own. I just go for a swim. Too much sun, otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I did one in Indiana with college friends. It was a ton of fun, but you have to be mindful of both the river level and your BAC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We called it tubing or canoeing. Find a slow river and some alcohol drop in and just float. Be sure to have someone downstream to pick you up. Also, don't even try to swim in the Ohio River. I was young drunk and stupid.

Edit: Forgot to mention this is Southern Indiana.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've done sorta this in OhIo, but never with anyone who wants the ruckus part 😭 It's been fun nonetheless

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

From Michigan, have never heard anyone use this term before. I'm not even sure I've heard of someone doing this. Normally folks just go out on their boats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I live in Indiana and used to live on a river in between two lakes. We would drive down and leave a car at the end of the river, then drive back up to the top and float down all day.

[–] schmalls 1 points 1 year ago

Grew up and still live in Eastern Oklahoma. We definitely call it a float trip around. Illinois River is the popular one for it with canoe and raft rental places all along it. I don't really drink alcohol so I'm mainly there to swim and maybe try to tip over my friend's canoes. Don't take anything with you on the river you don't mind losing.

[–] saucyloggins 1 points 1 year ago

It’s a thing in Texas. But only in the hill country (near Austin) that I’m aware of. I’m guessing it’s just dependent on locations that support a natural “lazy river” which isn’t everywhere. It’s has to be long and calm enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do and I love them. Last year there was one organized on the North branch of the Chicago river. Didn't go, but I may consider it this year. My favorite spot though is near Iron Mountain, MI on the Pine river. There is a natural oxbow and put in and take out are about 4 blocks from each other. And it's about a 3-4 float of all completely undeveloped nature. Lazy river! Going next week!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never been on one, but I can say that in KCMO, STL, and Rolla they're pretty well known. I've worked at companies which have sponsored float trips before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My man here hauling ass on hilly Ozark state highways in a school bus full of people pulling a trailer full of canoes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Float trip" could be canoes or tubes. "Tubing" just inner tubes.

[–] schmalls 1 points 1 year ago

I feel like tubing is specifically about pulling a tube behind your boat out on the lake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tubing the kish(waukee river) is what we called it. We once strapped a keg in inner tubed and floated with a tap. I got so drunk I lost the only hat I've ever loved...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Northwest Indiana, never heard of it. Sounds amazing though!

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