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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Would donations count as gifting? There are so many FOSS projects that could use the cash inflow.

If it doesn't count, well, prepare for a deluge of hentai to show up in a month.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The problem is that it's so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll. Provided you can close on them in time, buying up some high end houses, or just a whole lot of land, is probably your best bet. Being a cash deal on your end helps move the paperwork faster. They're also durable goods that don't need a warehouse to be stored, and don't need any maintenance for a while.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Give it all away anyway. Screw that genie, wealth hoarding jerk. At worst he kills you and you leave a saintly legacy.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Crash the dollar by entering the whole amount in the stock market? Or are stocks also considered gambling?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[–] DigiDemiFiend 9 points 4 months ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[–] FarmTaco 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] mvirts 7 points 4 months ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[–] Etterra 5 points 4 months ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[–] halloween_spookster 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cornpop 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

You could do that with a single purchase of a super yacht or a massive private jet.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[–] shalafi 4 points 4 months ago

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

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