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Excluding politicians, Who would be the worst celebrity stalker to have? (hilariouschaos.com)

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A celebrity with an unhealthy obsession with you. Constantly stalking you.

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[–] Weirdfish 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gilbert Godfrey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Your ears would fall off

[–] Eylrid 1 points 5 months ago

It's late at night. You cut through Sharon Gardens Cemetery. As you walk past a grave the grass starts to shift and heave. An arm comes out of the ground, followed by a head, shoulders, torso, and the rest of a body. The zombie shuffles to its feet and starts stumbling towards you.

In a shrill voice it says: "A TALENT AGENT IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE..."

[–] j4k3 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pseudo science Jesus, Tom Cruise would top my list

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why

[–] j4k3 1 points 5 months ago

Surface? Apparent loony religionist.

Reality? He has no ethics because I do not believe he is that stupid. He's opportunistic for exploiting the gullible. I find that behaviour scary.

I don't view pop culture celebrities as anything of note or meriting recognition. They are just people. Cruise's behavior is a standout for particularly concerning as a psychopath.

[–] Eylrid 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actual cannibal, Shia LaBouf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So he literally eats ass 🤔

[–] Eylrid 1 points 5 months ago

Here's the Shia LaBeouf song, it's excellent if you haven't seen it, or if you have: https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=xeEavk2sLojwHH_t