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You have two penises, one straight and one gay. (hilariouschaos.com)
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[โ€“] carmanut 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That just means I have two bi dicks

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They need to be quite far apart to be used on different people.

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