Today's thought is brought to you by the letter "F" and the number 47.
Why 47? Fuck you, that's why! It's not my problem if you can't keep up with my cosmic insights.
Maybe you should spend less time countin' your goddamn unicorn farts and more time tryna decipher the profound mysteries of the universe, you cotton candy brain!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go handle some real shit. Remember, don't do drugs.
