this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] CaptainBlagbird 30 points 6 months ago

Kids, dogs, or orgy participants

[–] numberfour002 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dog: Yeah, you see the problem is it's already in my mouth. If you would have asked a bit sooner, this could have turned out differen -- SQUIRREL OH MY GOD SQUIRREL DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL IMMA MUNCH IT

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The dog is polite enough to stop chewing so you can force their mouth open, but doesn't grasp the concept of dropping it on their own.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Dog: swallows

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

My dog will listen but my cat starts eating faster.