Drinking, gluing, & sucking : pissposting

[–] Rolando 31 points 8 months ago

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive. He'd really be amused.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Don't knock it till you try it. Most snake venom is enzyme based to if you apply enough heat to the wound it would prevent a poisoning.

My mate was once bitten by a snake so we boiled him alive and guess what? He didn't die from that poison

[–] Everythingispenguins 9 points 8 months ago

Wow not only did it tell you to do something that would make things worse. All four of those things are going to make things worse.

[+] 800XL -27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Cutting the wound and sucking out the poison is an actual solution and has been since people have been getting bit by poisonous snakes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I think that's just in movies

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

bit by poisonous snakes.

You had me going at first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

yeah, everyone knows its 'bitten' ... silly troll

[–] Everythingispenguins 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hey as long as you don't eat them it seems like a poisonous snake would be pretty safe.

[–] randomdeadguy 20 points 8 months ago

nice try google

[–] Everythingispenguins 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck no please please don't do this. It is probably the worst thing you can do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Downvoted for kinkshaming

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 8 months ago

😂