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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/12407111

eyes are the window to the rule

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is there some rule you can't touch the green with your dick

[–] mossy_ 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah it counts as a stroke

[–] edgemaster72 5 points 2 months ago

Written? No. But this is a proper gentleman's sport here, it would be uncouth to sully the green's good name with one's genitalia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Kneeling on the green is highly likely to cause a huge divot from your knee. So sure you can lay down but if you cause a divot you have to fix it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm curious actually what it would be like to wear contact lenses or sth with slit pupils or do some other way of simulating how those animals see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Trying to get them in in the right orientation haha