Obviously, he meant Maronite Christianity, which is the only^tm^ true^tm^ christianity^tm^
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Jesus' version or Roman version?
Obviously spanish version.
Jesus didn't use taxes to heal anyone. Why can't we use divine magic? It still has the benefit of being free for all; but it also works better and faster.
He also didn't FORCE anyone to give to the poor, he only recommended it.
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Why can’t we use divine magic?
Apparently, there was a balance patch that made all clerics' gods quit their interference with mortal matters.
This is funny and it makes me feel good. But you know as well as I do, that it doesn't matter what any religious text says is right or wrong. Fascism and capitalism will take control and health care will be a personal problem.
(To be fair, the Bible doesn't say you should force other people to do those things, it just says you should do them)
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