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Hollywood Actors Threaten To Disfigure Their Gorgeous Faces If Contract Not Reached (www.theonion.com)
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[–] mpa92643 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anyone want to guess what the Babylon Bee version will be? Here's my guess:

Stupid Wealthy Liberal Hollywood Actors Demand 200% of Movie Profits Go Towards Mutilating Children's Genitals in Contract Negotiations

That's about their level of "satire"

[–] ekZepp 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think this is either a real inteview or a serious one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love the bit about character actors also threatening to become beautiful 😂

[–] shinysquirrel -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

genuinely wtf

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 11 points 1 year ago

Onion eater detected