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The Monster On The Sidewalk (self.bored)
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So I was walking down the sidewalk and around the corner came a monster. It was 9 feet tall with a beak. It approached and..

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[โ€“] PokerChips 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and ... It had no feathers. A couple ferrets followed it along the way. I was frightened when I saw it, but was oddly calm. Like I was home playing a mindless game with my siblings.

The monster would bark and at that moment the ferrets would..

[โ€“] PokerChips 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the ferrets would.. immediately assimilate a single file line. The monster would assume a marching progress and the ferrets heads would be upright. My heart started thumping. The monster seemed to bee line right towards me. I was in its line of sight. Maybe I was just in its way. What if I moved.

I decided to take a few steps to the left. A branch in the distance cracked and the Monster eased up. The ferrets gently scrambled. The march was no longer...