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Anon achieves the dream (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ruining the ending with the subject line? That's a paddlin'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Anon achieves the dream would be better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting that's a thing lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now that’s a good title. What was it before?

[–] morphballganon 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon wakes up or something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Aha. This new one is much better!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Been there, sometimes i have a dream that I feel like someone (anyone) loves me that deeply, even if they aren't present in the dream. I think my emotions just needed an outlet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Perception is reality.

[–] Ultragigagigantic 3 points 10 months ago

Tons of sexy dudes on scruff that'll kiss you anywhere you ask them to.