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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Want

Want who?

One two three. Testing, testing, one two three...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, that's correct.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I can't see a trans person having kids.

They're transparent

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

He was just a fling.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn't rigged.

(I'd be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I've heard it anywhere before.)

[โ€“] barrage4u 5 points 1 year ago

All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What's the best thing that can happen to a singer?

Having a name that sounds good

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

From my 6y/o

Knock knock

Whoโ€™s there?

Hello

Hello who?

Halloumi

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ive cracked some bangers in my time.. But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Cant figure out how to link on a phone

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