No need to panic, everyone.
The oligarch families that caused and are continuing to exacerbate this for private profit can more than afford to travel to a more temperate luxury resort/club/retreat/rehab/bunker compound if the one they're currently at "working" bursts into flames. The only people that matter will be perfectly safe from the apocalyptic consequences of their own insatiable greed. Crisis averted.
Now back to work you fucking pathetic capital battery livestock peasants, and stop letting your heat exhaustion breaks interfere with your productivity! Your owners have quarterly profit growth they expect out of your ass. Totally optional though, you're "free" to die of exposure and police harrasment on a burning sidewalk in a cardboard box instead, after all.
