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[email protected] is a community for things that you just don't get or understand. It's a community where you're welcome to be the opposite of the smartest in the room. Ask questions about things of which have perplex for years like "why was seeing a pig run a consolation?" or "why don't we shoo our space in to the sun?" and for those of you not comfortable with asking questions, even those like "why is going to bed with your socks on even though you have a spouse a thing?", you're welcome to be part of this community too and answer questions. The only thing I ask is that you be and not a condescending prick.

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Why they'd design this Spider-Man balloon like this (lemmy.tf)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Spacebar 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Does whatever a penis can
Shoots a load, any size
Splatters thieves just like thighs
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Is it hard?
Listen bud
He's got radioactive cud
Can he shoot out a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Dong

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a stream in full flight
He finishes just in time
Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward
Look out.
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Here comes the Spider-Dong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So they could produce a spiderman balloon with a dick and claim that it's there for technical reasons.