Ok, here's what you do.
- Buy a white Dodge Ram, the white sunglasses are free with the truck
- Get some cardboard from the pile of stuff you burn when there's a fireban on
- Use a sharpie to write "I am Justin ok w tRudoe Vax is gud" on it
- Duct tape this to your truck and park it where they can see it
Every fiber of their being will want to agree with you but the message will be abhorrent. They will send destruct like a computer that dared to take on Captain Kirk.