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You're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 8 months ago

I think I'd walk out.

[–] not_woody_shaw 1 points 8 months ago

Deep sniff

Pondering

...

Do I detect a note of peach? With maybe a hint of eggplant? But mostly it smells like ass. Yes, definitely ass.

[–] bigboismith 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Deep sniff

Pondering

...

Succulent, sir

[–] Garbanzo 1 points 8 months ago

Sorry Bud, haven't really been able to smell anything since my last bout of COVID. Do you need to go clean up?

[–] McLoud 1 points 8 months ago

Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.