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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Me: "It's okay to be awake at 3 AM since I'm getting a head start by thinking about the code I need to write"

Then a handful of hours later, reality ensues

[–] NounsAndWords 15 points 2 years ago

Just saying....you never have to compile your dream code.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Night shift ftw

[–] glau 8 points 2 years ago

In the last few years I started actively trying to stop myself from thinking about company code (and other work stuff too) when I'm not at work. You know, work life balance and all that. Did wonders to my mental health.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Obviously the trick is to sleepcode.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A few weeks ago, I got stuck on a difficult bug. Worked on it all day on it at work and just couldn't figure it out.

That night, I dreamed about the solution! When I woke up I wrote some notes about the solution from my dream, went to work, coded it, and it worked!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No boss, I'm not napping on the job I'm sleepcoding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

No coding at work! Only meetings! What do you think we’re paying you for?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I literally keep a laptop next to my bed so when i think up a solution for whatever problem i'm working on i can make a note about it. It's not pretty but it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just a simple note? Why dont you use your phone, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or a pen and paper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It syncs to my main computer and phone is the main reason. (And i hate typing a lot on my phone.)

[–] demonsword 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's worse when the solutions to your current problems taunts you in your dreams

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I solve all my hardest problems while in the halfway state between awake and asleep.

[–] Rhin0 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had to debug our backend server today 😢

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lol I spent like 3 hours debugging why one of our services in stging wasnt publishing messages to kafka and 2 hours on a call with devops on monday trying to figure out why terraform tore down a diff services mongo permissions

[–] Sivaru 3 points 2 years ago

Before we fall asleep, we become someone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Flex time, people

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